About that Jesus guy...

'But what about you?' he asked. 'Who do you say I am?'

They answered, 'You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our very selfhood revealed.'

Jesus replied, 'What?'

Parliamentary Democracy

The name is derived from the French parlement, the action of parler (to speak): a parlement is a talk, a discussion, hence a meeting (an assembly, a court) where people discuss matters. (see Wikipedia: Parliament)

Canadian parliamentarians have got the talking down to a fine art, mostly, but have missed the rest of the definition. You know, the bit about discussion. In an good discussion people take turns talking and listening. The more people involved, the more time you spend listening.

In the next public forum leading up to a federal election, ask your incumbent M.P. if they have talked through, heckled, or otherwise ignored anyone in the House during question period. And preface it with my earlier comment about listening.

The concept of a federal Parliamentary Democracy has an excellent premise: Select a representative to discuss how to best govern the the country. By convention and like in most structured debates, some of the representatives argue "for" and others argue "against" legislation.

The discussion should be the most important shaping tool for the legislation. If our debates were not automatic "nay-saying" of what the Government (or Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition) are putting forth, but actual discussions of how to make the legislation best serve the country, Canada would likely be able to create the most supportive national milieu for people, industry, and the environment.

It might not work better, but it won't work any worse. And we'd could maintain our polite, Canadian ways.

New and Improved

Several people I know complain about the phrase "New and Improved", asking "How can it be improved if it is new?"

I used to be one of those skeptics, but I thought... what if "new" and "improved" refer to different aspects of the product.

Consider: "MaelichPetroChem presents New and Improved Maelich-Brand Echidna Milk Substitute."

The new refers to the brand or product in Maelich's product lineup, the improved because we took "I Can't Believe it isn't Echidna Milk" brand echidna milk substitute and made it better. Q.E.D.

Charter Rights in Canada

Recently a woman from out of the country gave birth prematurely. That child is deemed Canadian (under Canadian law). The parents had to pay 10's of thousands of dollars for medical expenses. We have "universal health care" for Canadian Citizens. To qualify for those benefits in Alberta, you must be an Alberta resident for at least 4 months (I think). A newborn cannot possibly have lived (independently) ANYWHERE for 4 months. The Charter guarantees equal treatment under the law without discrimination on the basis of age. Since that Canadian child could not ever have been accommodated under the law, the law discriminates unfairly on the basis of age.

My solution? Add a clause something like "or is under 4 months of age and has resided in the province since birth" or something like that... we wouldn't have to scrap or rewrite all the law, it would be reasonable under the Charter, and would work for the better health of Canadian citizens.

So there!

On Self-Esteem.

What kind of loser suffers from low self-esteem?

Probably the kind that will buy my new book... "Self-Esteem for Dummies"

Beer and Women

Beer is good.

Women are good.

What about beer flavoured women? That could be amazingly refreshing. You could have an Amber, Dark, Honey-Brown, Pale, Stout, Bitter.

And jugs...

And head...

"mmmm.... Beer!" - Homer Simpson